clay aiken is gay

DUH!

yeah i just watched him admit it as if it were nothing on the air on Good Morning America. I wasn't shocked but dude... really... outta nowhere. man.

example:

I'd like the scrambled eggs, french toast, i'm gay, sausage, and coffee please.

yeah. or how about:

I really like the way these skinny jeans make my ass look flat, the way it causes rolls, i'm gay, the way it causes camel toe.. its hot stuff.

or maybe:

Man I totally want to go see the pussycat dolls because their new cd seems soo great i'm gay and the girls are so cute and i hear they are hardcore live performers.

wait what?

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